In which I predict the 2005-2006 homecoming King and Queen

Should I go to Coronation tonight? Or to church? Hm . . . I'd be willing to bet $50 that Kate will be queen and Niko will be king. That is totally sick but unavoidable. I asked Debbie if I should go to church or to coronation and she said, "Go to chruch." I asked why and she said, "Personally, I don't want to see Niko and Kate crowned." Then she said, "You know they're going to win, right?" I said, "I've been predicting that for a week . . . " If I were one of the royalty, I'd refuse to even go because I know I wouldn't stand a chance anyway. I HOPE that it turns out like Niko's attempts to be the most girly guy on campus. He's been in the Miss Tootsie thing every year since our freshman year and he's always gotten 2nd place. Maybe I should go so I can laugh really hard if he doesn't win. That would be fun. I think Niko should have been a candidate for queen, not king. I know he's going to win because he's the biggest jerk on campus -- why would he NOT win?

I feel bad for all the other candidates. And their parents. People are probably travelling long distances to see their kids at this thing and none of them have a chance because Kate and Niko had it won before we even had a chance to vote. Oh, the injustice of it all . . .
~MK