Last night I was hanging out with Kelly. We were taking Matt somewhere and I had been sitting in the front seat of Kelly's car when he met us so he was giving me a hard time about my sitting in front when he had to be in the back. I said, "Oh Matt...." and Matt said, "Don't 'oh Matt' me...." and then he said, "Your hat makes your head look like a giant cotton swab. But that's better than mine -- mine looks like a giant turd." Then he said, "Don't get all sulky and cry about it.... but if you do cry, you can dry your tears with your hat." Lol He had to get out for something and when he came back he said, "If you're going to sit up there the least you could do is sit your seat up a little." I said, "Sorry Matt...." He said, "You don't have to sit there like you're pimpin' out. Sit up like a white woman!" Kelly and I almost died laughing. (Matt is normally so serious -- I thought perhaps he might be sick....) Kelly and I were reliving this later in the evening and I told her about once seeing a guy driving a limo who was so fat that he had to have his seat reclined so far that he was almost laying down in the driver's seat. I said, "I never want to be that fat.... Maybe I should go on a diet." Kelly said, "You've lost weight recently." I said, "I have?" She said, "You have, haven't you??" I said, "Not that I'm aware of...." She said, "Matt asked me if I had noticed that you lost weight. I think you have. Don't you?" I said, "Actually, I've been feeling more or less like a cow lately...." Kelly laughed really hard and said, "I think you have." I said, "No, I haven't...." She said, "Yes you have!" I said, "You're serious, aren't you?? I just might have to think about this one...." Hm. I think not being depressed does have a positive side.... I haven't eaten any different than normal, nor have I done anything extra as far as exercise is concerned, but now that she mentions it and now that I think about it, I guess my clothes have been less snug lately. Sweet.

We talked about babies. And pelvises. And botulism. And HPV (and cervical cancer) and art. And muscles and Michaelangelo. And she asked why her eyes watered when she yawned and I said, "Do you want to wipe them on my hat???
~MK