In which I share my skewed views on sports

The Lakers. You know, the one that Kobe Bryant plays for. And Shaq. And let's not forget Tiger Woods' proudly shooting homeruns for the greatest football team in the NHL. The Lakers are proud to have some of the greatest athletes in history on their team. Payne Stewart . . . Roger Maris . . . Jeff Gordon . . . Brett Farve . . . Kirby Puckett . . . Danica Patrick . . . Larry Bird . . . Lance Armstrong . . . Mary Lou Retton . . . Andre Agassi . . . Tara Lipinski . . . Patrick Roy . . . And let's not forget Michael Jackson, doing his thang during half-time of every game -- whatever "his thang" might consist of -- I'm afraid to find out. Could be anything from shaking his tush to dangerous stunts involving his poor, innocent children. Everyone aught to cheer for the greatest football team in the NHL. All the way from Los Angeles, give it up for the LAKERS!!
~MK