In which men are annoying

I think I finally understand why some women have horrible attitudes about men. You know the ones that can't say anything nice about men and act like they hate them. I think it's because they secretly like someone who either doesn't like them back or else gives them weird signals that they don't know how to interpret. These women base their attitude toward the entire male gender on one person. That is so sad . . . Yet another reason why women are evil.

"Pizza Ranch" takes on a whole new meaning: One night, my roomie and I were hungry so we had a pizza. She said, "I like ranch with my pizza." I said, "That kinda gives Pizza Ranch a whole new meaning, doesn't it?" I tried it and it was amazing. Wow!

I learned what rebounding is. And my roomie is going to teach me all about fouling. I can hardly wait! It's so sad being sportsologically challenged . . .

~MK